My stats because everyone seems to to want to know:
Age: Old enough to know better.
- 30 something
Marital Status: Married.
Sex: Yes please.
Sexual Orientation: None of your business!
Kids: Yes. Yes, from my womb.
- a girl and a boy who live at home and eat all my food
- Dogs. 2 pits, 1 precious mini dachshund and 1 asshole poodle schnauzer mix
- Cats. 2 or 3 or 7 I don’t know anymore. We live in the woods and they just show up for kitty kibble.
- Fish. Indoor and out. Plus a desk fish – because every office needs one.
- Rich in carbohydrates, beer and sugar
- Western North Carolina for work, Eastern NC, SC, FL for play. Unless you have a beach house elsewhere then we should be friends. I need more friends with beach houses. Or a friend with a beach house. Whatever.
Occupation: Management level calmer downer and advocate of your e-commerce experience at large
- I don’t know what that means either. No day is ever the same.