Okay. I’ve been back for a few days.
It doesn’t look much like it though.
I still have half packed suitcases. Several in my bedroom, each opened and rifled through, with random colorful articles hanging half in and half out into the floor. One would think I am living out of them. One would be mostly right.
It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I still don’t have that hand maiden / personal assistant / volunteer slave I’ve been asking for.
I’m really busy catching up on my shows on the DVR, deleting voice mails and dragging myself back to work. Ironically I’m doing the same thing there, deleting more emails and cleaning out my email inbox trying to catch up on work gossip.
I simply don’t have time to unpack and clean up after myself let alone my family. There should be vacation time after a vacation just to pull yourself together. A few days maybe to detox your liver and unpack. Time to hang up all your flowered shirts to the back of the closet again, and to wash and put away display proudly all those obscenely large souvenir drink glasses.
All this vacation crap. I need to do something with it besides ignore it and take a nap.
It’s a glamorous life I’m living.
We are approaching day 5 of post vacation and I had to pull my sandals from a pile of rumpled tee shirts declaring a successful Daytona trip from the bottom of a sandy suitcase.
We definitely brought some sand back with our suitcases, gear and souvenirs.
Just add it to the normal house clutter we left when we exited the house to go on vacation in the first place.
The clutter that still needs to be cleaned up from 2 last weeks ago. I don’t know where it all came from.
The sand I mean. I’ve got an idea about the clutter.
We rinsed and shook and otherwise left enough sand in and around the hotel that I was sure we weren’t bringing any back.
Now I see I was wrong. So wrong. So very wrong.
The dust bunnies are building sand castles in the corners of the stairwell.
There are still clothes to be unpacked and washed. The beach gear is still in the front room, stacked in a corner. It will continue to wait, either be put away or carried back to the car for the next trip. Chances are it will still be there for next time.
You wouldn’t know I took a week in the gorgeous sun, day drinking on the beach and crashing pool parties by night.
except for the dark circles under my eyes
and the tell-tale peeling of my sun burned shoulders
Cardigans over my summer dresses and some concealer under my eyes. Working magic over here. I look tan, refreshed and pulled together. Except for the fact I’m talking to myself about the fact that I’m still mess under this disguise.
Being a woman is sorta awesome, you can go from ship wrecked and floating on a board for weeks to paparazzi ready in about 10 minutes. or 30.
If only I could use my magical woman powers to clean this vacation mess. If anyone has any post vacation tips to share I would appreciate it.
Feel free to leave your comments, I will either mock you or sing your praise.
It’s a 50/50 gamble.
Kinda like finding my favorite shorts in one of these suitcases …
1 thought on “I’m ready for another vacation … please”
Do one ‘tidy up/put away’ thing a day … as for the rest? … meh! 🙂