Tag: mountains

My stats because everyone seems to to want to know:

Age: Old enough to know better.

• 30 something

Marital Status: Married.

• Happily

Sex: Yes please.

• Female

Sexual Orientation: None of your business!

• Lesbian

Kids: Yes. Yes, from my womb.

• a girl and a boy who live at home and eat all my food

Pets: Yes.

• Dogs. 2 pits, 1 precious mini dachshund  and 1 asshole poodle schnauzer mix
• Cats. 2 or 3 or 7 I don’t know anymore. We live in the woods and they just show up for kitty kibble.
• Fish. Indoor and out. Plus a desk fish – because every office needs one.

Diet: Sometimes.

• Rich in carbohydrates, beer and sugar

Location: Mountains.

• Western North Carolina for work, Eastern NC, SC, FL for play. Unless you have a beach house elsewhere then we should be friends. I need more friends with beach houses. Or a friend with a beach house. Whatever.

Occupation: Management level calmer downer and advocate of your e-commerce experience at large

• I don’t know what that means either. No day is ever the same.